1. Print off all of your comments in support of Microsoft Windows (any version: 3.0, 3.1, up through Vista -- whichever you'd like)
2. Take all of these printed comments and lock them in a fireproof box.
3. Wait 15 years.
4. In the year 2023, find your little fireproof box. Then, reread all of your praises for Windows and how Microsoft just isn't getting a fair shake.
5. Have a revelation.
6. If you haven't had a revelation, try replacing every instance of the phrase "Microsoft Windows" with the phrase "8-Track Tape Deck."
7. Now, read all of your saved comments again.
8. If you still haven't had a revelation, then by all means continue using Windows. It will be far more than adequate for you, whatever your computing needs.
8. If you still haven't had a revelation, then by all means continue using Windows. It will be far more than adequate for you, whatever your computing needs.
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